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sappling:

white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
me: okay
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

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anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

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trait:

i had the best dream ever last night and then i woke up and wanted to cry because i knew it would never be true

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armadillo:

when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

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